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Slenderman's Rant~

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On the cold winter day  of December in the household of the Creepypastas, a young boy named Ben is on his computer, stalking some kid. The young boy Jeff is on his cell phone on the couch next to his two friends EYeless Jack and Masky who were in the middle of a video game when The oldest Creep of the pastas walked in.

Slenderman.

He turned to look at Ben.

"What are you doing Ben?"He asked in his deep malicious voice.

"Stalking.."Ben replied simply, never taking his bloodshot eyes from the computer screen. Slenderman would frown if he could but then shifted his faceless head to Jeff.

"Jeff..What are you doing son?"he asks.

"Tweeting this girl to death. I think she's on the brink of it to!"Jeff replied with that wide smile of his. Slenderman cringed a bit then looked over him at Eyeless Jack.

"Jack?"

"Playing a game with Masky dude."The blue masked boy replied. Slenderman glanced at all the young boys in the room.

"Wouldn't you all rather go outside and stalk somebody? Jeff wouldn't you like to go out and kill somebody with your knife? I haven't seen you with it in a while."he says.

"Nah."All boys replied in unison.

"Why?"Slenderman asked desperately.

"Dude..it's freaking cold out there."Eyeless Jack was the first to say. Jeff nodded.

"Yeah and I don't feel like getting chilled by somebody's blood man."

"Yeah and I can do all my stalking from the computer."Ben said. Masky nodded and shifted his stare from the television to the tall faceless being behind him.

"And I'm out of meds."He said.

"Y-you guys don't wanna go out? You just want to sit there and do nothing!"Slenderman began to shout. All the young boys sighed in annoyance.

"Here it comes.."Jeff muttered. Eyeless Jack nodded.

"Well BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD TO GO OUTSIDE TO STALK PEOPLE!!! YOU DIDN'T JUST TWEET DUMB SHIT AND HOPE FOR THE BEST! YOU GOT OFF YOUR ASS AND WORKED! YOU HAD TO KNOW WHERE THE PERSON WAS AT ALL TIMES, WHERE THEY WERE GOING AND WHERE THEY HAD BEEN! YOU ALL ARE LAZY ASSES! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CREEPS I USED TO KNOW? THE ONES THAT LIKED THE COLD AND THE ONES THAT LAUGHED GETTING DIRTY WITH BLOOD AND SLASHING!"He shouted.

"Dude.."Jeff cut in, looking up from his phone. "It's the 21st century. Nobody is even out in the cold anyway. Everybody is revolving around technology and we're keeping up with the time."he says.

"Yeah, just changing as society does."Ben said from his computer.

"Yeah.."Masky mumbled.

"YOU'RE A BUNCH OF LAZY ASSES!!" Hearing enough, Eyeless Jack stood and walked over to the fuming slenderman.

"Dude..eat a snickers."he said.

"Why?!"Slenderman asked harshly.

"Cuz you get a little ranty when you're hungry."the boy responds, handing over a chocolate bar. Slenderman took it only to toss it right back at the boy's head.

"I DON'T HAVE A MOUTH YOU FOOL!!!"

"DAMN IT!"
HEHEHEHE~!
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I JUST READ SOME REALLY SCARY CREEPYPASTAS BUT THIS-
XDXD IM DYING