LinkxPrincess! Reader-Escaping Royalty-BLOOPERS 2!

Part 2! As Promised!! XD WARNING LINK'S SPEECH GETS VERY MODERN XD VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!

"Okay Everyone! Get On Set! Set the Scene!! ________ confesses to Link about her identity!!"

"Take One! Action!"

"L-Link..."

"Yes ________?"

"I...I have to tell you something.." Link stared at you, his eyes widening for a second.

"...You're pregnant.."he said. Your eyes widen.

"What??? No!!!"

"Agh!!! Cut! Cut!! Link! What the hell man?! Those aren't your lines!!"Helinia shouted, throwing her shoe at his head. He giggled, blush across his face as he wobbled slightly.

"Sorry...My bad...I..I'll get it right on the next try. Take two!"He drunkly slurred. Just then the doors opened and Ganondorf himself walked in.

"I'm here."he sighs, walking over to the set. Link grinned and walked over to him, raising his hand.

"Ganon! My Nigga! What's up my home boy!"he greeted.

"What the hell did you just call me?!!"Ganondorf shouted. Link smirked at him and shrugged.

"What? Isn't that how they do it in the hood?"he asks.

"Racist!!!"

"Link go lay down already. You're drunk."Helinia scowled.

"Yes ma'am."Link stumbled away, smacking your butt as he went back and causing you to yelp. "Hey pretty lady...what time to you get off?" You glared at him and grabbed him by the ear.

"That's it Link! I'm going to drown you with water! Lets go!"You hiss, dragging him away to the kitchen where you literally forced water down his throat.

Ganondorf looked over at Helinia.

"Hey Helinia! I just realized! I'm not even in this story!!"

"What? Of course you're not! You had all your screen time in the other games! Sheesh, let somebody else have a bit of glory!" Helinia responded.

"Then why did you call me here?? I had to take two buses!!" Ganondorf shouts.

"Because...I need you to fix the coffee machine. Nicolei can't fix anything to save his life and Link is too drunk to even walk without stumbling."She says. Nicolei smirked at her.

"Oh Yeah? Well I fixed your ******* last night..And then we ****** on the table and I had to fix that too and then we ******* on the-"

"WE GET IT! YOU HAD SEX! SHUT THE F**K UP BRUH!"

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"Okay! Next scene! Scene 11! Nicolei kidnaps _______!"

When you awoke again, you were bound by chain.

"Wha...Where am I?"

"You're in the Mirror's chamber _______." Nicolei said, appearing in front of you. "I'm going to open up a portal through you."

"No! You won't get away with this! Link will save me!"

"Link? Don't make me laugh ______! Do you really think he cares about you?? He's a womanizer- Wait..stop..I can't do this.." Nicolei groaned and looked over at Helinia with a scowl.

"What is it?"She growled.

"I just can't say that line! I mean Link? A WOMANIZER?? Please!! Who would ever get womanized by that drunken idiot!!"He shouts.

"I womanized your mom last night!"Link retorted. Nicolei glared at him.

"What was that?!" Link stood from his chair and walked over.

"You heard me! Had her screaming for this master sword all night long baby!"

"Master sword??? I think you got to confused with the Kokiri sword!"

"You're just jealous because more girls want this D!"

"Girls?? You mean thirsty hoes!"

"You're just jealous of my Pretty Boy swag!"

"What swag???!"

"Boys...Both your dicks are small. Lets keep rolling!"Helinia shouted. Nicolei smirked over at her.

"That's not what you were saying this morning in my mustang-"

"SHUT UP! YOU WHITE-HAIRED, YELLOW EYED TROLL!"She pulled his hair hard and covered his mouth. You cross your arms.

"Jeez...You two screw everywhere don't you?"

"No we don't!! NEXT SCENE NOW!!"

Link held the script in his hands and looked over at you.

"Hey ______. I just noticed something."

"What is it?"

"Pretty much throughout this whole thing...You only get captured and nearly killed off a bunch of times!! You can't do anything!!"he laughed. You pout and cross your arms.

"Hmph! I'm the princess!! Princesses are meant to be rescued!"

"Mm...I dunno. A lot of people seem to disagree. Somebody said all you can do is squirm and scream!"

"Well I didn't write the damn thing! Blame it on Helinia!" Helinia looked over at the two of you and growled.

"Hey! If they don't like it then they can suck My D-"

"You don't have a d**k Helinia.."Link groaned. She smirked.

"I got more of one than you do."

"What did I do today?? Why is everyone jumping on my sword?!"

"Tch, nobody is jumping on it Link. It's not big enough."Nicolei scoffed. Link growled and grabbed his shirt collar.

"Say that again! I dare you, I double dare you Mother F***er! Say that one more Got Damn time!"

"Let go of my shirt. It costs more than your hair transplant."Nicolei growled. Link raised his fist.

"I'm gonna hit you so hard your contacts will fly out!"

"And I'm gonna hit you so hard your hair dye will come out!"

"I'm a natural brunette!!"

"Who are you trying to fool??? You're a dumb blonde!"

Helinia smirked and crossed her arms. "Nicolei your original hair color is blonde too..."

Meanwhile Ganondorf was curled up in a corner moping.

"Whats the point of my existence...to fix coffee machines for the rest of my life..? I'm supposed to be the king, evil and manipulative with devilish good looks. Dark and Mysterious yet here I am fixing coffee machines...."

You sigh. "Can I go home now? Attack on Titan is on and I don't wanna miss it."

"You can see my titan any day ______! Or I can be a boy in the streets but a Titan in the streets!"

"Where did you get that cheesy saying? Off an Eren Jaeger meme?"

"Man get off my D**K!"