FinlandXReader-Be Assertive!

"Do you..have any...fives?"

"Nope..Goldfish ______!"you growled and threw down your cards.

"Again?I can never beat you Finny!!"you say to your finnish friend.Finland giggled and drew a five from the stack of cards.

"Here _______..I have a five now.."he says.You shake your head and lay down on your back.

"Nah..I don't wanna play anymore..."you sigh.Finland shrugged,set his cards down and laid beside you.

"So what do you wanna do now?"he asks.You open your mouth to suggest something but suddenly Finland's bedroom door flies open and the loud mouth Dane,formally known as Denmark stepped in with his big annoying grin plastered on his face.

"Hey!!Finny!!Can you do my laundry for me?"he asks.Finland sits up and looks at him.

"Again,Denmark?"Denmark nods.

"Yes..please!!!"Denmark begged.Finland sighed and gave a small smile.

"Alright..I'll do it in a minute.."and with that Denmark nodded and left the room.Once the two of you were alone again,Finland returned to his resting position next to you.You stare at him for a few minutes before catching his attention.

"What?"he asks.You blink and smirk at him.

"Again?How many times have you been doing this guy's laundry now..four weeks.."

"Five starting today.."Finland sighed.

"You should have said no..Finny..Denmark is a grown man..he can do his own laundry.."you say.Finland looks at you like you have two heads.

"Say no?As in..not do it?"he asks.You nod,jeez the way he asked was like the word was foreign to him or something.

"Yeah..just say no..like on those commercials..."

"But..I can't say no..it has to get done..if I don't wash Denmark's clothes,he'll go around wearing dirty smelly clothes!"Finland says.You shrug.

"So?Let him be smelly...eventually he'll start doing his own laundry.."you say.

"But ______..I can't do that...that's mean..."Finland says and again you shrug.

"So?Be mean for once then..."you say.

"But ____!It's not in my nature!I can't.I don't know how..."he says.You sit up and poke his side.

"Well maybe you just need some lessons.."you smirk.Finland sits up and tilts his head in confusion.

"Lessons?Like..how to be mean lessons?"he ask.You shrug.

"Well..not necessarily mean..just...more...assertive.."you say.Finland's eyes light up.

"Oh!You mean like that one episode of spongebob when Plankton had to teach him how to be assertive with others?"he says.You nod.

"Exactly!"You and Finland laugh for a few moments.

"Wait..I didn't like that episode.."

~~~WAHAHAH TELEPORTATION!!!~~~

"Okay FInland!Are you ready for your first lesson to assertiveness?"you ask.Finland shrugs his shoulders.

"I think I am..."he says.You smile.

"Good!Now let's begin!"you say.Finland nods and you slip on a large black coat.Finland watches in confusion.

"Um.._____..is that Denmark's coat?"he asks.

You nod and press your hair upward slightly before looking back at him and making your voice go a close as it can to a guy's.

"I'm not ______!I'm Denmark!"you say.

"Y-you are?"Finland asks.You nod.

"Yes..now..Do my laundry Finny!"

"Uh.o-okay.."Finland says.You sigh and stomp your foot.

"No Finland!You're suppose to say no,do it yourself!"you say.

"Oh..okay..I can do that.."Finland says.

"Good..now let's take it from the top!Ahem..It is I Denmark!The big loudmouth!And you are the small nation of Finland and because I am very lazy you shall do my laundry for the firth week in a row binky boy!"you say.Finland tries his best not to laugh at your Denmark impression and shakes his head.

"N-no...do it yourself.."he says.You smile at him.

"That was good!But this time sound more assertive and no stuttering!"you say.Finland nods his head and the two of you continue.

"You will do my laundry Finny!"

"No!Do it yourself,Denmark.."Finland says.

"Okay..now..ad some anger in there..like you're fed up with him..and make it slightly louder.."you say with a smile.

"A-anger?What's anger?"Finland says.Your mouth drops open.

"You don't know what anger is?!"you ask.Finland puts a a thumb on his chin and thinks about it for a moment before shaking his head.

"No..not really..I mean..I've sen others angry but..I can't say Ive ever been angry before...how do you do it?"he asks.You facepalm.This guy may be even more dense than Japan!

"Okay..so..anger..is...like..being really upset at something or someone..sometimes anger could be the urge to hit somebody..because they did something to you..I guess.."you explain.Finland's expression turns into one with horror.

"Goodness!WHy would I ever want to hurt somebody?!"he says.

"Because you're angry!You can't tell me that you've never been tempted to hit Denmark a couple times.."you say and once again Finland shakes his head.

"No...Sweden usually does that..In fact...all of the other Nordics do that...so I never really feel the need to.."he says with his innocent smile.You fold your arms and turn away from him.

"This may be harder than I thought...I'm gonna need help with this one..."you mumble.You pull your cellphone from your pocket and dial a number.

~~~TIMESKIP~~~

"So _______...what are we doing at the park?"Finland asks.You look around then look at him.

"We're waiting for him to come..he knows how to bring the anger out of people.."you say.Finland tilts his head.

"Who?"

"Hey...._______....I'm here..."a slow voice says.You smile and turn around.

"Greece!!Thank you for coming!"you say.Greece nods.

"Yeah....it...was no problem..."he says.Finland gets up and smiles at Greece.

"Hi Mr.Greece..I'm Finland.."he says.Greece nods.

"Yes..you are..the client...please...sit down.."he says.Finland sits down and Greece sits beside him."So...you have trouble getting...mad..?"he asks.

"Umm.."Finland looks at you and you nod then he looks back at Greece."I guess I do.."

"Well...first...I want you to think of something.....you really....don't like..."Greece says.Finland sits back and thinks for a moment.

"What do I dislike...?Oh I dislike..oh wait no...hmm..."

"What's wrong Finland?"you ask.Finland looks up at you with sad eyes.

"______..I just realized...I don't dislike anything!"he says,practically crying.

"Well....that won't do...we'll just have to find you something that you dislike..."Greece says standing.You nod and pull Finland up.

"And there are plenty things to dislike in this park!"you say.Finland nods his head and walks side by side with you.He kept scanning the park for something to dislike but ultimately found nothing.

"I didn't see anything to dislike..."he says sadly.

"Hmm...well...maybe...we should leave the park...and head out to the city..theres plenty to dislike there.."Greece says.

"Yeah...that's what you said about the park..."Finland says.

"Well trust me Finland!If you don't find something to dislike about the city,you're not human!"you laugh.Finland smiles weakly and nods.

"Okay...let's go then.."