Akatsuki Daycare?!P.t 1

You slept soundly in your bed.All was quiet around you until..The phone rang,stirring you from your precious dream.Anger filled you,as you sat up and looked at the clock on your  bedstand.Who the heck could be calling you at 7:30 am?You grabbed your cell phone and looked at the caller I.D.It was Konan,your best friend.Heaving a sigh,you flipped the phone up and held it to your ear,answering it with a groggy Hello.

"Hello.."you answer.

"Hey ______!Good morning!Did I wake you,dear?"she asks.You roll your eyes.What does she think?

"No..no.I love waking up at Seven in the morning from great dreams about somebody I wont mention.."you say sarcastically.You heard Konan giggle on the other line.

"Oh was it about your boyfriend?Sasori~"she coos.You blush fifty shades of red and shake your head.

"N-no!!It was magic Mike!"you say but Konan just laughed.

"Yeah yeah well anyway..I have a really big favor to ask of you,can I come over?"she asks.You look around.

"N-now?"

"Yes!Please????"she begs.You sigh.

"Fine..But this better be damn important!"you say.

"Great!I'm bringing the guys too!"she says.

"Wait what?Konan!"you yell into the phone but she had already hung up on you.You slap yourself mentally.

"Crap..why so early??"You growl and fall back against your pillow."Well..at least Sasori is coming over..so maybe it wont be so bad.."You smile a little and hop out of bed quickly and go to freshen up.

Soon enough,the doorbell rang just as you finished brushing your teeth.

"Coming!"you call,quickly spitting out the suds and wiping your mouth.A clean mouth is a happy mouth after all!You slip on your clothes and rush to the door,quickly swinging it open.

"Hey _______!"Konan said.

"Hey Konan?!"you say back but your eyes quickly widen at her company.Around Konan were several little kids,all identical to the former Akatsuki members.

"I brought the guys.."she says shyly.You blink at her and stare at the kids.

"Uh..Konan..these are kids..Why did you bring kids?!"you say.

"Hey!I am not a kid!"one little kid said.You look over at him,he was identical to Deidara to a tee.

"Yes you are!"you say.The little Deidara look-alike glared at you and crossed his arms.

"Am not.."he mumbled.You roll your eyes and look back at Konan.

"Well?Explination please!"you demand.Konan chuckled nervously.

"Well..it's a funny story but long story short Tobi got got mixed in this jutsu and accidentally affected all the others.."she says.You raise an eyebrow at her.

"Oh really?So what's the favor then?"you ask.

"Can you watch them and help them reverse it?I gotta go!"she says,pushing the young Akatsuki members towards you.

"Go where?!"Konan sighed and looked away.

"To the jail..Pein got arrested.."she says.

"Again?What for now?"you ask.

"Illegal piercing I think.."Konan replies.You sigh and shrug.

"Fine but I told you it was bad to get yourself mixed up with that guy!"you scold.Konan shrugged and stuck her tongue out at you playfully.

"I know but _____ you know me.I like 'em bad."she says."But I'll see you later!Mwuah!Thanks!"Konan waves goodbye and gets in her car,driving off and leaving you with several little kids now.

You sigh and close your door before turning back and staring at all the little Akatsuki members below you.You felt super awkward,looking at all of them.You looked at all their little faces.

"Lets see..we have Deidara."you say,pointing to him.Deidara pouted and looked away."Then we have..Tobi over here.."you look over at Tobi who was bouncing in place for some reason.You look over at all of them,identifying each one until you look around.

"Where's Sasori?'you ask,looking around.

"Hiding behind Deidara senpai!"Tobi cheered.You saw Deidara shoot him a glare.

"Tatle tale."he growls You sigh and move walk over,moving Deidara aside to reveal the small little red-head.Sasori stared at the ground,hands clasped behind his back.

"Why're you hiding from me?"you ask.Sasori shrugged and looked up at you.Instantly you were absorbed in cuteness as his big brown eyes locked onto yours.

"Because.."he says softly.You try to hold a straight at him but it was impossible.His cuteness was too much,not to mention the fact that he was the shortest out of all the other toddlers around.

"Ah..he's been acting shy ever since we changed into tods!"Hidan snorts."He's just weird!"Sasori glared at Hidan and crossed his arms.

"Am not!"he says.

"Are too!"

"Am not!"

"Are too!"You watch the two argue back and forth for a while until you felt a small hand grab onto yours.You look down and see Itachi,staring up at you.Oh the cuteness!How it engulfs you!

"Are you okay dealing with us _______?"he asks.You smile at him and ruffle his black hair.

"Of course..How bad can you little ones be?"

"Not bad at all!"Tobi cheered as he jumped into your arms.You smile and catch him,holding like a baby in your arms.

"I think I can handle this.."


~~2 hours later~~


"No!Tobi!Don't climb on the counter!Hidan stop trying to put peanut butter in Deidara's hair!Kakuzu stay out of my piggy bank!"You yell but none of the little kids seem to listen to anything you said.You facepalm and plop down on your couch.

"Maybe this is going to be harder than I thought.."you sigh.Sasori sat next to you on the couch and nodded.

"Maybe.."he says.You look over at him and ruffle his hair.

"Aww..aren't you the cutest little thing!"you coo.Sasori blushed and pushed your hand away.

"Hey!Don't treat me like a kid _______!"he says.You smile and pull him into your lap,snuggling him.

"Aww..Why not?Your too pwecious~"you say,kissing him all over his face.Sasori turned beet red and squirmed in your grip.

"S-stop it _____!This is not how you should treat your boyfriend.."he says.You smirk at him and snuggle him closer.

"Aw..but you're not my boyfriend now.You're my baby."you say.Sasori rolled his eyes and pulled away.

"I am not a baby!"you say,fixing his now messy hair.

"Yes you are..all of you are!"you say,reaching for him but Sasori slapped your hands away.

"No I'm not!And don't touch me,you're probably just snuggle me again."he growls.You frown.

"Aww..but I thought you liked snuggles.."you say.

"Not like this!"he yells,pointing to himself.You sigh and look away.

"Fine.."

"Hey!If he won't cuddle,I will!"Hidan yells as he jumps into your arms."Snuggle me now woman!"You stare at Hidan but notcice Sasori glaring harshly at him and you smirk.

"Fine then.I guess I will snuggle Hidan instead."you say,snuggling him.Hidan giggled as you started tickling him.Sasori glared at him and scooted over.

"Hey!Stop snuggling with my girlfriend!"he shouts,pushing Hidan right out of your arms and onto the floor.Your mouth dropped open as Hidan hit the floor.

"Ow!What the heck man?!"Hidan growls.Sasori stuck his tongue out at Hidan and crawled onto your lap,clinging to you like it was for dear life.

"Sasori!That was mean!"you say.Sasori shrugged.

"So.."

"You should apologize!"

"No way in hell..."You sigh and pat Sasori's head.

"Gosh..even as a little kid,you're stubborn.."

"Hey!!______ I'm hungry!"Deidara whined.Sasori looked at him.

"She's not your mom brat!Nobody cares!"he snapped.You roll your eyes,pick Sasori up and set him down beside Deidara.Instantly causing him to pout.

"Well..I do have to take care of you all..So I guess that means making you guys something to eat as well.."you say,standing.You look down at all the little Akatsuki members."So..what do you all want to eat?"

"Waffles!"Tobi cheered.Deidara smacked him and shook his head.

"No!Pancakes!"Tobi held his head and ran over to you.

"Mommy!!Deidara hit me!"he cried.Sasori glared at Tobi and hit him as well.

"She's not your mom!"he says.

"Waah!!!Now Sasori hit me!!They're bullying me!!"Tobi cried harder as he clung to your leg.You pick him up and pat his back.

"Aww..there,there..Guys!Don't pick on Tobi!"you scold,sending glares at Deidara and Sasori.

"But-"

"No buts!Now..everybody who wants waffles raise your hands."you say.Hidan's hand shot up first then Tobi, and Kisame's.

"Okay..now who wants pancakes?"you ask.Deidara's hand shot up first,then Sasori's hand went up slowly along with Kakuzu's.You look at Itachi who was simply reading a book.

"Itachi..you didn't vote.."you say.Itachi shrugged his shoulders.

"I don't care.."he says,turning the page.Deidara glared at him.

"You think you're so cool reading that book that you don't have to vote?!"he snaps.Itachi stared at Deidara for a moment and turned the next page of his book.

"Fine then..Waffles.."he says.Deidara's eyes widen and Tobi fistpumped.

"Yeah!!Waffles!!"he says.Deidara glares at Tobi and pulls on your pants.

"No!!That vote shouldn't count!Itachi deliberately voted against me because he thinks he's better than me!"he yelled.

"I am better than you.."Itachi mumbles.Deidara looks over at Itachi and points to him.

"See!See!!I told you!"You look down at Deidara and sigh.

"It's okay Deidara..We'll just make both I guess."you say.But you have no idea what you have just gotten yourself and your kitchen into..